Are you ugly? Go straight to jail, don't pass "Go"

Apparently ugly people are more likely to commit crime. Now I have a scientific grounding to make fun of the not-so-pretty.

The key graf:

Mocan and Tekin aren't sure why criminals tend to be ugly. Other studies have shown that unattractive men and women are less likely to be hired, and that they earn less money, than the better-looking. Such inferior circumstances may steer some to crime, Mocan and Tekin suggest. They also report that more attractive students have better grades and more polished social skills, which means they graduate with a greater chance of staying out of trouble.

At times like this, it is good to be a handsome young man...